Sunday, April 10, 2011

My Fantasy Porn Scenes that Need to Get Shot!!!!!!

I got to thinking the other day. I have my list of favorite porn stars that I try to follow. While pondering my favorite babes of naked digital media, I realized that many of my favorite stars have never done scenes together, or if they have, I have not seen those particular scenes. So I have put together a list of folks I want to see work together. My goal is to get one of the major internet porn companies to film the scene. I think it would be really cool if Brazzers, Naughty America, Bang Bros, Reality Kings, and other companies would film the scenes I want to see. Because yes, my opinion is that awesome.


Now, there is a chance that the talent below have shot scenes together before, since 21 millions scenes are shot each week. If you know of a scene with the following actors listed below in it, please let me know when and for whom it was shot. I cannot offer a monetary prize, but I promise if you find one of these scenes for me, I will scream out your name during my next orgasm.

Scene 1 – Madelyn Marie, Kortney Kane, and Jenaveve Jolie.

Seriously, can you imagine how incredibly how that scene would be? There would be no male needed in the scene, because his dick would melt off in sheer hotness. I wonder if Panteen would ever want to do a porn related commercial, but that would be the most incredible mass of hair in 1 scene ever. If one of the porn companies does decide to shoot this scene, I will do the actresses hair for free. See – already turning a bigger profit!

For the record, Madelyn and Kortney have already said they would love to do this shoot. In the immortal words of Captain Pickard, “Make it so!”

Scene 2 – Christina Carter and Kristina Rose

Oh yeah, this makes my sadist blood boil. Kristina Rose has this devilish horny energy about her, and she almost always gets cast in the sub role (mostly by Kink.com). I think Miss Rose would make the most excellent femdom, and who better to work with than the fetish goddess of our generation, Christina Carter. I mean really, the woman is a legend in the bondage world and arguably the most perfect female specimen on the planet. God I am so love with that woman! Put these 2 ladies together and my friggin laptop would combust and burn up. Yummy.

Scene 3 – Darla Crane, Julia Ann, and some random dude.

I would call this one MILF Madness!! Now I LOVE the fact that there are more working porn stars past the age of 30 than ever before. People who think all starlets are washed up by 23 don’t understand just how sexy and sensuous experienced women can be. Now take Darla and Julia Ann, who both have this INCREDIBLE passion and energy in their scenes, and throw in some dude with a big cock for them to use. I promise that the heat from this scene would light up a major city for 8 to 10 hours.

Scene 4 – Dana Vixen and James Deen

Now if any of these scenes have been shot, it might be this one. While I love Kink.com, it is the most expensive site on the web, and I can’t afford all of their sites. But Dana and James together would be absolute magic. I have this gigantic crush on Ms. Vixen (yes, she is aware, and no, no restraining order yet), and Deen is probably the most intense dude in the business right now, especially when it comes to rougher sex scenes. He is also into tats, tits, and ass, and Dana has those 3 things in heavenly proportions. I would prefer that SexandSubmission,com shoot this scene, but I promise a new subscription to any company that can make this happen.

I can even see James’ blog following the shoot – “I banged Dana Vixen today. It was hot. Then I had a burrito. It was good.”

Scene 5 – Sophie Dee, April O’Neal, and London Keys

Ok so why these three girls together? First off, as you can tell, I OBVIOUSLY like gg and ggg scenes. These 3 ladies are just the cutest girls out there now. They always look so sweet and innocent, and then they fuck! It’s an incredible gift each of them possesses. Now imagine that power times 3!!! YUM!!!! Try to tell me that it would not be one of the hottest scenes ever shot. I could see these 3 in a PowerBuff Girls porn parody (oh, what a fucking great idea). There are 1000 different things you could do with all of that cuteness. Someone would make a fortune off of it!



OK, those are my fantasy porn scenes. What are yours? Which never before scenes would you like to see?

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